A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
- Mike
Women : Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Man : Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
- Babu
I have a heart and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart and you have two.
- zing
A study has proved that,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!
- babu
ram and shyam moves to the jungle suddenly ram saw a bear and said why they have long hair? shayam replied there are no barber in the jungle so they have long hair
- shekhar pokharel
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS
- zing
Egg comes first or hen. Now suppose u r a hen. Then imagine yourself and laugh.
- Umesh
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR
......Books And Study
- Bcd
A pig fell in love with a Hen one day they kissed each other, next day pig died of bird flu n bird died of swine flu ,
- Nabin Khadgi
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicleIf 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move furtherM0ral:always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
