No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.
- Anil
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S SMILE
E ENERGY
X XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
- Bcd
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!!.
- Bcd
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
- bcd
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
- Bcd
Boy1:Meet my wife Mina
Boy2:Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
