Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it`s sad that law allows only 1 wife.
Funny
Syllabus is 5 GB, they teach us 500 MB, I memories 5 MB, I write in exam 500 KB and I get scores in bytes.
Jokes
I have a heart and that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart and you have two.
Love
There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.
Jokes
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS
Inspirational
Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again
Christmas
May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!
Funny
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………
Funny
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Funny
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
