Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S SMILE
E ENERGY
X XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
Dirty
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
can kids of our age have kids?
Teacher replied NO Never!!
Boy said to girl :
see i told you not to worry!!!!.
Funny
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2
Dirty
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Jokes
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR
......Books And Study
Dirty
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Funny
A mobile is like a woman - talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when you are busy and when you need it urgently - there is no service!
Funny
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then, you my friend, will be THE MAN!!
