ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMOKE(KILLED)AMERICAN: I THINK I LOVE IRAQ.(KILLED)SARDAR:I THINK(KILLED)
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Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?A: D'Cold Bc0z Chan ki saans - D'ColdQ: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?A: D'Cold again Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
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Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?Ans: Adidas.
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Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar.Why?Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.
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While having a brain check up¦Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I m dumb?Doctor : Then why are
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Me: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Sardar : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj say ki hai aur bacha bagwaan say mangti hai
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An Englishman and Paras inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Paras: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’.
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?They’re there for those who don’t drink.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
